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And the bitches at work
Wherever the fuck you are.
Did you get my co2 tanks?
- Really?
Hey, did you find any, uh, molly relatives?
- Lip, nothing?
- Okay, so, like, whenever you need me,
- He buys me stuff, orders me room service.
- Just a little.
- Really, ladies?
Underneath the seats. - Yep.
Look, she stays up till 3:00 a.M.
Why are you orange?
[ice cream truck chimes]
- Warn us what?
Hi. Go inside?
- Are you looking? - Yeah.
And she won't let me back in,
Swim diapers. - Thank god.
- ♪ take us out to the coast ♪
- And carl busted the sewer line.
Walk away.
[groans]
- Two fountains, a pack of sparklers,
- Well, if it isn't the toughest badass
- Hey, fiona, ian, you met my father.
- It's not the homo thing that gets me,
And that wedding that we went to in hawaii
- Here. - Oh, hymie.
Like, half the truck, so--
Does my brother know?
He warned me not to go
And I found this.
And coconut hair product.
- [exhales]
- You sure we're digging in the right spot?
- [screaming]
No parental supervision.
Keeping you up all night with her praying.
- Debs.
Hello, 1983.
You wear designer jeans
- Yes, I fucking know I got shot.
- Never had a chance to go.
Have I encouraged him to overstep his boundaries?
Christ! - Where is she?
Guys would kill for that setup.
- Oh, it's still broken.
And it doesn't bother me.
[clock chimes]
♪ know that they're not for naught ♪
- Did ours this afternoon.
- I'm not dying? - No!
[chuckles] don't f with me.
- He's pretty broken up about it.
When I just saw you two weeks ago?
- Guess who came by today. The city.
- Get over it.
He's taking it pretty hard.
It's opening day. - I'm feeding liam.
- Hand. - Come on, debs.
- Oh, sister, I feel so much better.
[chuckles]
And your crooked smile.
- Well, they won't be pretty for long.