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Aah!
Help you out with random stuff?
That's just a, um, harness for patients.
His racquetball partner with the feathered hair?
[giggles]
- ♪ I remember
My gay seventh grade science teacher--
In, out, in, out.
Plunging another dude's toilet.
Ooh. [laughs]
Three joints, and a bomb pop.
That shit with his dad?
- What'll you do?
- I need to borrow your turkey baster.
I mean, really? Christ.
- You're not trying to look at my dick, are you?
- I promise I'll put it in a no-carl zone.
- Bastards cleaned out these poor spics
- Honey? What is that for?
Poor stevie.
I got three drunk assholes
Do you remember--
♪
Will you do it?
- [exhales]
Saw a dolphin masturbate. - Yeah?
- Yeah, frank, you mean.
- [sighs] I'm sorry about the mess.
Come down, okay?
To write on his wall some psychotic rant
So you wanna talk? Fine.
Cancer's opening up a whole wonderful world for you.
You know, the, uh, pretty one?
Thanks, tim.
Fiona doesn't have room for it.
To a girl like mandy.
- Ian, what the fuck?
- What about your cousin sharonda?
- Don't judge!
- Aw, you were such a sweet baby.
Actually came to your house.
Say their names slowly and calmly.
- Who?
She's just going to the pool today,
You swashbuckled that shit, man.
♪
- [grunts]
- [grunts] - who the fuck are you?
- Look at us.
- I can't-- I give up.
I'm really tired of playing this
[door opens]
Bet you could find someone good on craigslist.
- Hey. What'd I miss at the pool?
[sighs]
♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪
So I need someone to steal my stuff.
Or am I helping him to create
- On the fridge, top of the fridge.
And a preteen pregnancy in the lobby,
- Cancer?
- What are your plans for the day?
We're accomplices.
- Holy crap, congrats on your puberty.
You'll be fine.
- I'll be back for dinner. Buck up, kiddo.
[rock music]
- You got my baby girl's hopes up for nothing.
Are you fucking him too?
- I don't care if it's your 44th.
Is that he couldn't tell me the truth.
It's just with all the, um,
- No!
- You rescued her cross-dressing sibling.
- Yeah, I was at the pool today.
- Yeah, just a second.
- What about aunt ginger?
- [sighs]
- Gross.
[take me out to the coast by waters]