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Come down.
[fireworks squealing]
- Yeah, yeah. - Thank you.
- Okay.
They think they own the water
- She's out in a week, okay? - Which one?
We are literally digging up a body.
- I can handle it. - I'm good to stay.
Call, text, whatevs. Bye.
[rock music]
- Enough with the kicking!
Hey, what did the doc say this morning?
- I chose to mitigate a difficult discussion
It's completely my fault.
- [grunts]
- Ah, good work.
Oh, and make sure her ipad is always charged.
[door opens]
- No fucking way!
[door shuts]
[baby crying]
- Will they cure my cancer? - Depends on your attitude.
Knowing I can drive across town
They're out of room at st. Steven's.
I'm exhausted.
You rock.
In another dude's mouth?
- Yeah.
- Yes, forever.
Just so helpful.
- Is that what gay people like to do?
The city's coming and frank can't find aunt ginger.
Mom said it's impolite to show off my bulge.
You go in during daylight hours
- Put these on lip's bed.
- If I kick it up a notch, there's no stopping me.
But I got five kids to feed.
- Hey.
- Uh, no, I've been driving all day.
The sooner it'll all be over.
♪ I feel your love in the atmosphere ♪
- We've been bangin' like bunnies
- Yeah, I know.
- I think I'm gonna puke.
- Sometimes, not always.
And then she forgot where.
Put the smokes on top and the bangers
I am such an idiot.
- Hey. Whoa.
- Well, we could fill up buckets.
Okay, wipe down the exersaucers and teething toys,
- No, she's a good person who does nice things for you.
They're also doing great.
Because Tilley cousins Are the fucking best!
- Take your time.
Where's debbie?
- What's with jimmy?
- Can I kiss you? - No.
[brendan benson's the light of day]
We'll start again in the morning.
I mean-- - she's 13.
- Hey. You know the guy
- Jesus. Forget it. I'm--okay.
'cause I'm better than that and so are you.
- Hey.
And find you here, bent over cans of chicken stock.
- Looks exactly like a boy penis.
None of your fuckin' business.
- You guys look like you could use some help.
Operating power tools behind me.
- [sighs]
My lucien freud, and my bottle
- Oh, well--
I mean, she's got so much on her plate.
You want out? End it. You don't?
- As if that exists.
Careful, careful.
New and--and healthy ones?
[dialing]