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- [growls]
She don't think she's better than nobody.
- You're kidding.
Doesn't give you the right to shit on mandy.
- Ian's dick was in your dad's mouth?
[pounding upstairs]
My share of the load, literally.
- I think that qualifies as
Well, my finger's broken, my parents are divorced,
♪
- Ask me if I play basketball and I'll punch your nuts.
I totally almost drowned a slut!
- Yeah. - Go get some more.
Really funny. [knocking]
All night with the best man.
[baby crying]
- What about toilets?
Am I the only one who didn't know?
- Aah!
That's a really pretty dress.
In my dad's mouth.
- Whoa, you are a giant.
- Yeah, that'd be great. - No, we're good, thanks.
[beep] - daddy, it's molly.
Take all of his crap.
- Doing a night load.
- I still got blisters on my hand from yesterday.
You any good with power tools?
- Let me spell this out for you.
Are being cashed every month.
- Go for a swim.
- We gallaghers sure know how to pick 'em, huh?
[children crying]
It's just-- [stammering]
- Why do they have to be so mean?
- Gloves?
- Bakery guy is dyslexic.
- Don't touch it. - Go wash your face, pyro.
- No. You know what? I'm covered.
Like a headlamp in a coal mine.
So I will give a sizeable cut
- You got shot, mickey!
- You offering? - Hell no.
- Oh, fuck.
[drilling]
Was I meant to google him all afternoon
And get you these special cancer pills.
- He forgot where he buried her.
With some duct tape and a t-shirt.
I stayed under for 112 seconds.
Oh, my god.
Medical bills, maternity clothes,
- [chuckles] here you go. Good doggy.
He'll be back.
- I can dig.
And it's, like, not even on your radar.
Hilarious. [gunshot]
- [chuckles]
- Guys, bad news. We all gotta dig tonight.
♪ what is this feeling
So listen.
[both moaning]
- Wowee.
♪
Yeah, why don't you go cry to your gay dad about it?
- Actually me and kev are taking
- Just one fucking old lady, huh?
- The water's gonna be shut off for the day.
Trying to see if it can bear both of us at once.
No one likes to hear a grown man whine.
♪ that you speak of?
Sure you know what kind of signals you're sending?