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I just realized.
- Tracked down a second cousin in the navy on facebook.
To find out he has eight kids?
[sighs] oh, sister.
- He's getting ready for work.
- Fiona?
- Holy shit.
- Okay.
- You're not a girl, honey.
How was your vacay?
[toilet flushing]
You ready to go again?
- Some girls are just jerks.
- Cake for dinner?
Don't scream, just shake the body part lightly.
- Daddy!
- Ew. - Whew.
- Hey, karen. It's lip.
Fuck.
You know, they always say it happens overnight.
- Maybe next time you wanna throw in
- Can I bring my cousins?
I've already had to fish out two poops.
I have pretty developed upper arms for a chick.
- Mm.
It's a bobby break.
- Uh-huh. - Do not leave.
No, I gotta get down there
Was he checking out their asses?
- Yes!
It'd get all up in your hair and in your nose--
Seals the deal for a chick. I'm serious.
[squeals]
He's with a hospice patient, a nun.
You buried a body and you stole
- Once again saddled with a mess we didn't create.
- Jesus christ. - Hey!
- I've got an 11:00 ovarian cyst, an 11:30 u.T.I.,
- Fuck.
Oh!
You know, not for nothin', but, uh,
- [screams, grunts]
- Gotta save your sperm for baby-making.
- They're all gonna realize I'm not carrying
- Oh, there she is. Welcome back.
- I would like to report a negligent situation.
And watch family guy. You wanna come?
Look at that kid's face.
- I thought that was debbie's job.
[high strung's the luck you got]
- You got your shoes on?
- Okay. Oh, that's fine.
And I'm hoping you could help.
- Why are you acting like a dick to mandy?
This yard smells like a sewer.
- I don't know what it is, red,
I really want us to take molly to the beach
- Fucking-- [gunshot]
It will be your grandchild.
- So does, like, one penis go into the other penis?
Who have had relations with same-sex individuals.
- You ready, mama? Batteries are charged!
- She's not my wife.
♪ it's so hot now
[all murmuring]
- I--[exhales]
[crying]
- [sighs]
They're early, frank!
You know how you plunge a toilet when it's backed up?
Hey, listen.