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- Something.
What about a surrogate?
They're digging up the yard to work on the sewer line.
- Why? - Molly could help, he offered.
He's loaded. You want in?
You beat the shit out of at that club?
- Not long enough.
Fuck that tree frog-lookin' doctor,
I want a little punk with your pretty eyes
- More coffee?
We're going to see her friend's band
About how he ruined my life?
- Who? - The girls at the pool.
Is blowing the manager.
[clock chiming]
- Ian.
- I'll show you some tits.
Of every piece of crap that they had.
- Oh, god.
And you're gonna get to learn from their mistakes.
But I held my breath and hung on
♪ and we'll find our way, oh ♪
- Yeah. Why?
I'm just not used to being, um, submissive.
Verbally or otherwise.
- Sex swing.
- Ooh.
Frank?
It's like the verbal equivalent of a dude wearing uggs.
- Frank, do you know for certain
I am too old to be raising an infant.
For the last 20 years.
- Fuck.
She fell off the wagon, was fried by noon.
- [moaning]
[tires screeching]
He wants me to sneak into his mansion,
- Hey, debs, how was the pool?
Onward, onward. Let's go.
- Looks like a priest with a 'nam vet.
- No, 'cause I want our kid to look pretty like you.
You know, stash is probably gonna take up,
I'm in. [gunshot]
- Hello?
- Carl thinks he's a cancer survivor.
- I'm broke. - Hey, news flash, princess.
- Debs. - [crying]
Of getting pregnant.
- Oh, my god, why are we still talking about this?
[children crying]
I thought it was because of the crappy grade
♪ I feel your love in the atmosphere ♪
My entire world got rocked,
So the other day I was planting some basil.
Oh, my god.
- Yeah.
- [sniffs]
Stay down.
- Is molly leaving too?
Where's frank? - Haven't seen him.
[gunshot]
- Okay.
Because I admit,
♪ round up the friends you got ♪
- Who the hell are you?
- Yeah, no, it is.
- Flat tire? - Flat tire.
Yeah, it's not her fault she got a lazy eye.