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Mommy died. Please come.
- I got extra weed in the fridge,
He isn't afraid to kiss me.
- Aah! - Fuck.
"- Carl thinks he's a cancer survivor."
- I don't know, v, at some point
Ian's cock, my dad's mouth--
As you know, our bodies are god's temple,
You--we all owe you a huge fucking favor!
[chuckles]
haddy birthday juby?
♪ you were willing once before ♪
When I was in high school-- me, mom, and chip
Jeez, kevin.
- She got her period at the pool today.
[sighs]
Can we store some here? - Are you nuts?
Hey, if you change your mind,
- Open the door.
Can you come down?
- Yes, mama. - 'cause lord knows
- ♪ I don't care
You need to find aunt ginger before they do.
They're going for the brass ring up there.
It was ketchup.
- So?
To anyone who helps me unearth it.
my tragedy is bigger than your tragedy game.
Princess, I got it. Go take your break.
- [grunts]
In that geriatric viagroid.
- [crying]
- Fuck.
And just-- it's totally fine.
- Candace changed the locks on the house--
Was I meant to friend him on facebook
- Why would a dude put his penis
- Too busy to help your old man?
- Remember, do not sit on cushions,
Bottoms up.
You probably should patch that up
I gotta get out of here.
Why didn't he trust me?
The one arm wonder's making more progress than you.
- [grunts]
♪ I can't belong to a scene ♪
Um, just wanted to give you an update--
You can take anything you want.
- Oh, the clinic called.
- I'm not a tool.
- Till we find someone to take him in.
- Aah! - Oh, jesus.
From some lame-ass rapper
Inserted into so many parts of my body at once!
- Um, no.
- She stay over more than four nights a week?
Hey.
- [grunts]
Like in high school when my friends came over,
- What's that smell?
- Ian?
Other left. - Dude's got daddy issues.
♪
- And grow some tits.
Let's go take the browns to the super bowl, huh?
- Right there.
You're like, screw off?
- I'm sorry, but my game is off.
- Sure.
Can I have a damn baby or not?
See you in the morning.
Fuckers!
We could've used an eyedropper.
This isn't a dui, frank.
- Jody only wants to cuddle and do it like missionaries.
100! 100 seconds!
- It's just sex. He's still the same person.
- ♪ and I was wrong
She's gotten hella clingy.
Low end? 40 grand.