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There's jewelry buried out here?
So some guys like to lick wieners?
[rock music]
Okay, this could be very lucrative for you.
She cook for you now?
Day care parents don't appreciate morning muff.
Until she passed out!
- She's my half-sister.
I think karen messed you up bad.
- Oh. - She's taken a vow of silence,
Doing shit like this signals something
♪ you're so sure of?
♪ until you do this every time ♪
The city digs up some bones.
♪
Think about it.
My goddamn house--
We've just been a little preoccupied.
And wildly improbable.
I'm not. - Good, then don't.
[rock music]
You've been cashing.
Molly thinks she's a girl with a penis.
This is what made america great.
Oh, sister, I'm-- I'm so sorry.
.
- So you don't get to treat me like one.
[baby crying]
♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪
[sparks]
Their pee holes open.
Of the golden iceberg.
[sighs]
- That is an all-time low.
They did it in front of everyone!
- You want pop, beer, or ice water?
- Here you go.
[slapping]
Left side of your mouth.
- Shit, is that gold?
- Good denizens of cook county,
- She's at the pool.
- Can we come?
How do you even compare our situations?
She was raised right.
[sighs] look. I-I'm sorry.
[knock at door]
- Bitch gets paid, I.V.F. Docs gets paid,
I'm a dick.
- Fuck off.
Lawyer fee, contract fees.
She's busting her ass just to keep food on the table.
I got on my bread mold project,
Gave a blowjob to a teenager,
Like they prefer male genitalia
That actually kinda worked.
No paperwork.
(. car alarm wailing in distance. )
And I can't get pregnant. I need another exam.
♪
So you don't have to worry about her
- It's f-father pete.
They date the bones.
- No biggie, just my universe falling apart.
- I believe I said you had very little chance.
No wonder you dig him. - I can hear you.
City pools are filled with city kids.
Um, your kid, he's doing great.
- This is her pain medication.
- There's a body. We know about it.
Fuck his weak-ass rhymes,
- How do you know that?
My dad, who you fucked,
- Chantrelle? Too crazy.
[door opens]
- She's not even related to us.
While you're at it.
- It's jimmy's dad.
Just 'cause they piss in it.
- I'll help.
- Shower's free. Who's next?
- I got to, uh--I gotta help carl set up for day care.
And yet, her social security checks
Hey.
- [chuckles] you hear that?