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Kiss me.
Just had a big bowl of Kix.
Don’t talk shit about Dan Jones You wish you had Dan Jones!
Okay, Newman. Thanks a lot.
Is that what I ask for, the big salad?
...you were going to get one someplace else?
Although at times he can be rather pedantic
Yeah?
I told you, he stopped calling me.
No, I'm sure you do.
She wasn’t your type.
- He used to be a baseball player. - How'd you end up golfing with him?
The rules clearly state you cannot clean the ball unless it's on the green.
I'm not following.
You're going out with the stationery-store guy?
No, I'm sorry. I'm just a little curious. Why did you stop seeing him?
That's... It's a long story.
You see? He was very upset at Pinkus.
We're just friends.
...except on the putting green, he shall incur a penalty of one stroke.
Poor little Ramadan Steve
No. No, of course not.
Okay.
I think he got ideas.
- I don't know. Nothing. - Come on, Jerry.
Just give me your phone number...
- The rules are clear about that. - Certainly are.
Where am I gonna look?
Otherwise George will make me buy him lunch...
That's what I'm suggesting.
It's weighing on my conscience.
He's a mystery wrapped in a twinkie
We're face to face, like a manager and an umpire.
Well, why did you tell me to order it if you knew...
- I wanted to please Mr. Pitt. - You better go down and tell this guy.
People on dates shouldn't be allowed in public.
Poor little Stetson…
They're pretty expensive.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Care for some lemonade? - No, thank you.
What's so terrible?
...H-E-R-B-E-R-T...
- Hello. - You two know each other?
It's just...
...instead of the person actually responsible...
...when he picks up the ball and cleans it.
Hebert Hebert
My name is Kramer. You know who I am, damn it!
Don't get excited. Can we discuss this like gentlemen?
What are you so worried about this for?
I had a big fight with the foreman.