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Last night, when you left,
Sure, and you should get your hopes way up.
I know you doubted me, but now you see my plan can work.
- Can I have a hot wife? - If you gain 50 pounds.
The clock's ticking, and you feel like time's running out.
Your apartment? Why?
I mean, you know, what's the worst you could possibly...?
I've got bad news for you.
It's, like, a nanny. A foreign nanny.
What the hell is that?
No, sir. It's about women.
So am I.
Damn it, I don't know! I've been married for 22 years!
Like when two people run into each other.
Why? You trying to get fired?
Ooh, I smell Italian guys.
Now, don't embarrass me.
Ugh!
I forgot my sports bra, so, ironically --
I was never married.
This is wonderful!
To whom?!
but it's a fun little journey we're all gonna go on together.
if you don't protect yourselves against identity theft.
Elon's tanking Twitter!
But it's not a yacht for corporate parties and hooker disposal.
Do you ever have any roles for white women
The usual Liz Lemon work/life balancing act.
That's true. Before this, I ran an all-women's theater company.
It's like me and everything.
Liz, will you be my maid of honor?
We are... trying.
You feed it to her out of your hands. Make her act like a bird.
Okay, the things you climb to get --
Oh, uh, okay.
Tracy, I need your advice. You like to throw parties.
There would be nobody to steal your spotlight.
So, let's get this over with.
A wonderful treat!