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The word standoffish is a wonderful one,
Yessica Haircut?
You're welcome.
And in addition to being her husband, I am also her legal guardian.
the marriage is invalid.
A vile and terrible person
Baudelaires, are you familiar with the term in loco parentis?
or agreeing to be the back half of a horse costume.
Jacquelyn, can you please bring in a very large ruler?
And you walk onto stage, dressed as a judge.
I've hired an underemployed artist with no prior experience
Here I am, literally standing at the edge of a pond.
I didn't help us.
I'm sorry. What were we talking about?
between figuratively and literally, do you?
There's a vigorously fixed destination your parents had in mind for you,
He calls us orphans.
Why did the Baudelaire orphans suffer through this series of unfortunate events?
Do you honestly believe I will allow you
I would prefer it if you participate voluntarily,
He ate them all.
Build the sets? Oh, heavens, no.
You are orphans.
They were my favorite berry when I was your age.
The point is, I can order you to participate,
Tell me, bookworm...
- Walkie-talkie slang for goodbye. - Say that.
a few crucial objects that I have gathered in my travels
She has enthusiasm.
After the wedding, I wouldn't dispose of you like your brother and sister.
I would stake my fortune on it.
and I signed the document with my left hand.
I don't think a boy your age ought to be using the word titular.
Rice pilaf!
Julai 9, 2002
Put some elbow grease into it!
Rubber baby, baby...
My name...
There are many police inspectors,
And as your legal guardian,
um...
- Goodbye. - Over and out.
reflect the personalities of the occupants.
might stand in a corner instead of talking to another person.
Care to dance, Countess?
A consultant? Dear God. Why would anyone listen to a consultant?
By the waters of the Nile, this very handsome man shall be mine.
What's gonna happen?
Please
I wouldn't marry your sister if she were the last orphan on earth.
The actor is acting as your parent.
But we don't have any kerosene.
Uh...
I don't know.
We have to get Sunny and get out of this wretched place.
And so, as Martin Luther King said,
Would it be so terrible to be my bride,
of being a struggling actress in middle age.
Your parents have perished in a terrible fire.
only to end up at this same pond on this...