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Hold it. I got a little something for you.
That's what you say in order to get girlfriends.
- We are dead. - Come on.
We'll put everything on hooks.
It's a big, flat noodle.
You are a stupid, stupid man.
Let's get a couple of dishes and share.
We got all day tomorrow to think of a story.
Yeah? This woman was selling them...
- Helo? - Yeah, hi, it's me. It's Georgie boy.
...waiting there for 30 minutes?
...about relationships. She comes from a broken home.
Hey. We're ordering Chinese food.
Now we're gonna make fools of ourselves. We got nothing.
Should I call an ambulance? Wanna see a doctor?
What is pi?
Oh, this is unbelievable.
What, leave? Where, why?
You see somebody in one of those, you start laughing immediately.
every time i think im out they pull me back in
She's one of our biggest fans.
- I don't care. - All right.
- Hey, Jerry. - Hi.
Ping is suing me. I need your virgin as a witness, so you better be nice to her.
You know? So you could just go up to the person...
Every time I think I'm out...
- On many factors. - Like what?
Well, you think I should say something?
You can't break up. Her life is shattered. You got her fired.
- Yeah. - Yeah. So, what happened?
- What, was it something I said? - She's a virgin. She just told me.
- What do you mean a broad noodle? - It's a big, flat noodle.
Well, I'll tell you, Stacy...
Closet idea
...because Elaine runs to apologize to a virgin...
- So they just leave? - Yeah. Pretty much, yeah.
- Can you handle it? - Try me.
...at this crazy party I was at last night.
...big deal, right?