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I was trying to be.
- Implied. - She got anything...
I've been on TV, buddy boy.
...and they covered it so well, I thought, why knock my brains out?
Be right back.
You know, and he cooks. He has to cook for me.
Some people write symphonies. This is my gift.
Not a bad way to earn a buck.
Listen, there was a lot more I could've told her, believe me.
I'm getting the chow fun. You don't have to have any.
What is the cha-cha?
Well, because I'm a virgin
Marla and I went out for coffee, and I was crossing the street.
...and he got all excited and decided to go.
It must be really good to put up with all that.
One bad impression, you're out of the business!
Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in!
That's your program.
He ran into a parked car, hit his head...
The Wall had just come down. You told me you wanted to be...
Russell found out. He fired her over the phone!
- Are you very fussy about your pants? - I don't think I am.
So you were saying there was this problem.
So this woman who sold me this hair thing...
Well, the smart ones start working on their getaway stories during dinner.
I mean, like, it's a big, big secret...
...that women carry around their diaphragms.
I don't think I could do it.
Man, what took you so long? Hey, Ping.