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Some people could learn a thing or two from you.
Dan Esposito shaved "Will you go to the dance with me?"
Yes. No goose is gonna ruin a dance I'm chaperoning.
is gonna be your matchelor?
instead of doing her duty!
and no one read your journal either,
My family told me, if I want to bring a date,
Seems like it, huh? I tried to get him
You eat all your meals in your room.
Uh, guys, you might want to take a peek at this.
MS. LABONZ (over P.A.): Good morning, Wagstaff.
So go to the dance and fix this cluster-fart!
What about that one?
-Yeah. -I-I better get everything waxed and ready.
Yeah, and also there's a disgusting bathroom
- (grunts) - Ow!
Yeah! It's not our fault she's hanging out with Goosey Lawless
a leisurely stroll around the park?
- Aah! Oh! Oh, my God. - (honks)
- I'm gonna say it anyway! - (whirring increases in volume)
and all the oranges spell out
Oh, we're not allowed to enjoy
He's bleeding.
of babies who looked like little amazing goose people.
So much talking, so much khaki.
TINA: that it didn't matter that she was a person
There's no kind of goose that sounds like that.
- and covered in brains. - (Jimmy Jr. muttering)
Oh, wow. You get along really well.
Jimmy Jr. doesn't want to go to the dance with me, okay?
Such a jerk.
Maybe we need to get her back onto that.
Uh, I don't want to be hearing or watching this.
Four. Five. Six.
You crushed her heart.
that you told really loudly for some reason.
I went to Harvard... ton Community College.
- Honk! Honk, honk! Honk! - Hi. Hello.
This is the one I was telling you about.
- Attica! - I mean, she was happy,
Tina's the one on bathroom duty, remember?
Kind of like what her family is asking her to do.
Lin, don't do this. Gretchen's not gonna like it.
- Eatin' brains and doin' cocaine! - Gene.
Hey, guys. So you probably heard that my theme was chosen
- Two for two. - No, it wasn't.
It was inspired by a story I wrote.
Ooh, one of your frisky, friendly what's-it-calleds?
- and then we... - Okay, the end.
Oh, congrats.