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You still like her?
Of course, it is a crater on Mars.
three weeks ago and dumped here yesterday.
but at night, that's Lacey's time to shine.
So... what happened?
I played you like a fiddle
He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglass choreography.
It's about me and how you are abandoning me to these squares.
It just seems so random.
Nah, it's cool; I'm sure she's busy tonight anyway.
Well, that's not your job.
Jake, your taquitos exploded in the toaster oven.
He's great, but after everything that happened with Teddy
she would have eaten her in the womb.
Let's do it anyway.
because I like her and I'm too dumb to do anything about it.
We are throwing Terry a "please stay" party.
Perfect.
I looked into the baby masks the perps were wearing,
Never is not just a crater on Mars.
You know, the funny thing is, Cagney naps better,
to ask out a girl?
No, Sergeant Jeffords can make up his mind
No hairs, no fibers, no semen.
Show her you care.
that the sauce on his face is from yesterday.
Perp always wore these weird masks
I get it. That's hilarious.
- What? - Your sex tape.
What? Guys. What? Guys.
Never
I had to get this dumb medal from the commissioner
Exactly, nice and clean.