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The dedicated popcorn setting on your microwave
with your work sneakers and your left-handedness.
I'm Thomas Jefferson.
Jack said I could. This movie is my destiny.
I have avian bone syndrome.
Look, Thomas Jefferson made his own country.
You know, I'm really sorry that I let you down.
...Jefferson
- What's wrong with you? - What?
Thank you. Would you like to sit down?
Jack.
Isn't that magnificent?
- You in? - No. What? No.
Well, Tracy...
with the pastoral beauty of the terrain.
- Yes. How's Floyd? - What? He's fine.
How about a time-share arrangement? You have him Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
I handled the sale of your ex-wife's jewellery to an anonymous Arab.
- I am with child. - What?
His wife looks just like Walter Matthau,
He wants me to do "Fat Bitch 2" instead.
Kill them! Kill them all!
- Will you marry me? - No.
In 2002, you increased corporate earnings by 3%