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91. Back me up on that kingman
.
in coming to this house socially,
God damn it, I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker!
I, uh...
Yeah! Yes!
It's for you guys.
What did I do? Take me back!
17769 FU
Probably danced, sweated all over the place.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- Yeah, man. - All right,
What's he gonna do? Craig.
How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2?
over a fucking porno mag!
I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go.
It was fucked up. But you know what?
In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here.
Shit!
Jarod on tour
Yeah. Do 128 Hours.
I appreciate it, man. Thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
Shit, what do we do?
What is wrong with you man?
Yep.
Long time. How's it going?
Guys, I got it. I got it.
So this is happening now...
The good guys are here. We're fine! It's gonna be fine.
Nice to see you. Come on in. Yeah! Yeah, great.
like steve luciano didn’t suck any dick last night…?
Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh.
Fucking pale, 110 pounds,
Craig! Craig!
'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah.
- Fasten! - Hurry!
Oh, my God, get in here, dude.
Yo, this...
oh! (gunshot!) (johnny english reborn opening credits) hello johnny i'm lisa mcall your mission: get demons on the queen's throne and carve out booby traps. ok then. (karate kicks enemy) hyah! got ya!
Dicks up?
What?
Thief Deadly Shadows
You ever been to Subway?
Yeah, but we don't do it for free.
When your teacher is chasing you for homework
I'LL MAKE YOU MY PORK
I LOVE CAPPIELLO, I LOVE BEING HIS FRIEND, HE'S AN AWESOME GUY.
those assholes are all we got.
It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord,
It was a bad foosball game.
I'm not sporting a crop top in your house.
I didn't take your fucking cell phone.
specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party.
She's really got to go.
You don't get to get sucked up into Heaven
You want to come with me?
Time to relax for a second.
Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah.
You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are.
Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm.
then you should take this.
What have you guys been doing?
so we could become closer as a group of friends.
We were specifically talking about not raping you.
B.F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. Forever.
Thanks, man. And an awesome laugh.
I do whatever I want. This is my gimp.
- Look at her. - Aw!
Fuck.
Somebody just told you you probably shouldn't eat gluten,
Ah! Yay!
I promise, I'll stay with you all night, okay?
Here. Off the menu, my man.
Stop eating!
doesn't mean we can't have some fun.
Seth, that's a better performance
Jonah! Jonah!
Just kill Jay.
Or what are you doing?
We should go back and help him. We should go back.
I’ll blame anywhere I want, Warren.
I can't really eat that stuff right now.
The water, it's, like, right underneath us.
So, let me lay this on you, Jay.
I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good.
- No! - Stop!
What is that?
anything, you pull me right back in, all right?
We've been growing apart for years.
Segway!
than you've given in your last six movies.
If they're all equal, what does it matter?
Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured?
When you smaak to Naai And your kin don't smaak to give you
Come on, guys! Come on!
I did not ditch you.
Dude, nothing was rapey till you brought up the rapey vibes.
James Franco doesn't even know my name.
Cahuenga. Cahuenga.
You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're...
Fucking pale, 110 pounds hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind...
God damn it, I hate it. Danny, no.
Franco! Good morning, sunshine.
Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here,
You go get us some fuckin' water.
Jesus! Hey, Jay.
I shat in the theater.
I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon.
He probably could.
Hey.
I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became.
This coke smell funny?
That’s racist
NO! NOOOOO! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!!
Sniff it.
We're going to fucking eat your ass!!!
Please go away. He's sniffing.
There's something out here!
You okay, Jonah?
SERIOUSLY, DEMAROTH, STOP.
I don't even care about cumming anymore.
This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me.
long enough, I end up jizzing, dude.
Literally, when the second tiger came out, I went...
Look at this!
♪ Yeah
he's about fucking two minutes away
Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food!
Really, you're such a smart guy.
Jesus Christ!
My side's good. Oh, shit!
Let's watch the TV. Let's check the news.
You probably sucked somebody's dick.
Me after watching Murder Drones Episode 7
Painted them myself.
No!
Never met him.
And we went to see fucking Gladiator.
When you get caught watching porn
That's not cool. Don't touch my butt, bitch.
You and Channing Tatum.
Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you.
All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson.
four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella,
Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that.
Why are you so sure?
Yeah, he gave me one cracker.
Gots to go
based on our proportionate size.
I know for sure there's at least two jugs of water.
What are you doing?
What are they, big B's or small C's?
Your mama's pussy was the canvas.
What do you mean? Why not?
And he kills me,
The only reason why you care about any of us is
EMMA WATSON SOCIAL DISTANCE WARRIOR.
We did break through the floor.
I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple.
Is it because of our pact upstairs?
我們可以和女人做愛嗎
你就像,“哦,我想我不應該和患有這種疾病的女性發生性關係。”
What?
Tittie fuck
Like, Skynet went live? No.
♪ Backstreet's back
Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here.
Colleen Clinkenbeard is no more.
Spark my ganja. Yeah.
Dude, your references are out of control.
See, that's what I'm saying, man.
You knew he had extra food?
Hey, Danny. What's up, man?
Fuck! DANNY: I'm the one who said it's been zombies.