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♪ Gotta question tor you better answer now, yeah
Welcome to heaven Morherfuckers
Is that... I was supposed to do that, right?
حمود بالجامبيونز
Everyone, it's all right. Just a little tremor. Party's still going.
This is the much-needed foreplay.
"The worthy will ascend to Heaven."
Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him.
I'm sorry, man. Come on, look,
No, I mean, I'm saying, I just don't think it's smart
It's in my eyes! Dude!
but it's like Jay is the last connection
Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me
- Actors. - Famous people.
Oh, shit! Kevin! Kevin!
Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine
Push ur titties together
Nah, 'cause you got them skinny-ass arms.
I’m gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here!!
You actually not know what happened last night?
Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that.
I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties.
that you always stay with Seth
Oh really? You're putting on your serious voice on, Colleen?
What you think this is, Scooby-Doo?
There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges.
The beginning of the rest of your comedies. Looks good.
I'M WARNING YOU!
Right now, I'm just kind of into going.
You okay?
Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man?
Bleeding?
when you're in Los Angeles.
Seth, back me up, please.
We should be dividing our rations
Talk About the Fire Service take a shot
Just flew in this afternoon And boy are my arms tired
Come on, man, this is an awesome street.
Haha-yes!
I think we should probably go back to your place, eh?
Why does he eat you? I don't know.
It's being a sore winner, is what it is,
The power of Christ compels you!
You want to do a test run? Yeah.
What? That's crazy. It's just...
It is fucking bright.
That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck?
- Bang, bang! - Jesus!
it’s a horrendous piece of shit
A knife! Somebody throw me a knife!
Channing Tatum lives up there.
So how we gonna decide this, fellas?
This is one girl in a house with six males.
You got this, dawg.
I will cum like a fucking toilet plunger all over you, Lomelo!
WE... WE HAVE TO FLATTEN THE CURVE.
All right, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, all right?
He got all in my face, and I smashed a bottle across his face...
and you are not gonna like the fucking punch line.
Tom petty
If I was pissed at you,
Vanity or...
and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices,
I broke my ass in half. Here.
Everyone just runs out the door!
That's it. It feels so much more safe now, guys.
I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but...
No, we're not using it.
I mean, he wasted our water twice.
SHIT! YOU HIT MY NOSE!
bunker down together they said
Fucking roll over.
All right, let's just say for sake of argument, what if I did?
Introduce yourself -Hey what up guys
We're both gonna die if I don't let go.
Could you put that down, please?
Crack you in the head with this frying pan.
Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now.
So is everyone is Yarn Live and welcome to Yarn Live News now, I'm gonna run straight into this i want to show you guys video on the scene Now, there's this huge earthquake that sinked in hollywood in California and, escaped twelve persons, and also loved a six person died as well as people in serious disaster
and lucy? she had one too many and had a blood test.
GUYS, THIS CORONA VIRUS IS NO JOKE.
I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish?
♪ Still got my homies to watch my back
I smoked weed with Steve Jobs,
that I wish it was instead of you.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE HAS TO STAY!! WITHOUT HER MY WORLD IS EMPTY!!! AND I'M NOTHING!!!!
When'd you get in? Uh, this morning,
I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time.
Watch, he does tricks. Wait, shake hands.
Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai?
♪ Snoop Dogg!
You're my best friends.
He knows what he's doing. I like this bit.
which means that there's still hope.
Oh, it's just a video confessional.
THIS IS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME. LISTEN TO JAY HE WILL TELL YOU.
Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong?
This ace is a Fucki.g Fortress!!
It’s too late Nancy. I’ve already walked away too much. It’s too late Nancy. I’ve already walked away too much.
Okay, here's the thing.
Mike, please.
Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude.
Let's get that money.
but certain events that cannot happen won't happen clear? coming in to a posistion if you don't wanna be there because the result you come things don't work out then you don't come to AA meetings ok? thanks that's all.
Do we have to argue about this right now?
I picture it looking like a little donut,
Did anybody get sucked up into the sky?
did you see anything that you would describe
Yeah.
And the fucking bitter irony is
I’m like dmx, man… I’m a lone wolf.
Grow up, Jay. That's why he's yelling at you.
It’s too late Nancy. I’ve already walked away too much.
- Look at my house! - I tried to save them. They all fell in.
The fucker's got to go.
IT'S ME KESZEY, KAYZE'S BROTHER.
Holy shit! What happened?
Because you were being petty, Tom petty
I told you guys not to run outside.
I'm a fucking idiot. I put myself up.
No, I'm not a hipster, at all.
♪ We ain't got no panties on
You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm-hmm.
Fuck.
You see it, Seth? No. Where...
I'll cum on the fucking cabinets!
if you're really leaving
What? You tell me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
He specifically talks about how he likes you.
Anything?
and boy, are my arms tired.
No!
We're screwed!
You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come.
It's okay. Just relax.
I'll cum on your fucking art.
Holy shit.
Sick Personal Anecdote, Bro! Your Personal Anecdotes are out of control. Everyone knows that
310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
No more jerking off in my house, Lomelo!
Seth! No! Not you!
jackson your nanna's a gull she goes ark ark ark ark ark ark when she's hungry and she cleans her feathers with her beak and when you try to hug her she flies off! and she's very gully and white and she'll poop on ya! cause she knows her grandgulls are ga gang:'s gulls. and he goes ark ark ark ark.
- I'll go first. - Thank you.
Oh, shit, they're running after us.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening?
Right? Okay, get ready, Jay.
"What birthday cake?"
'Cause we're a team.
Still?
Would you put the thing down? The whole...
You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here?
Holy shit! That's awesome!
You guys have said enough, and there's no going back anymore.
Get your fucking hands off me! Colleen, don't touch me.
Ate a bunch of dirty burgers, and smoked about a fucking pound of weed
I have to do what's right.
Fatalities.
That's Emily fucking Neves, dawg!
Yeah, he give me one cracker.
BUT IF YOU DO HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE,
Fuck.
I’ve already walked away too much
Whoa, shit!
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
Why the fuck you think I put up the sign?
Nice. Coming in hot.
we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal.
Give her drinks! Give her drinks!
We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession.
I've thrown it away.
Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground.
There we go. Yeah.
Hey, okay, ease up.
That was something way fucking crazier. No...
All right, all right. All right?
It's fuckin' Latin or something like that.
Dude, your puns are out of control. Everyone knows that.
"How much food could 20 dollars"
You've been holding me back this whole time!
ooh! a baby boy! i'll name him siriddeyn. oh i'm so proud of siriphanie's first born daughter. we're grandparents now! i'm so proud of our granddaughter.
So this is how the other half lives.
Sorry. Franco has this crazy open floor plan.