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They're not gonna be home.
I got a lot of guys coming through here.
CHRIS: We're backwards!
I'm the real Santa Claus.
So, who's this "Mary Christmas"
Well, I am going to fly us over a few more drinks.
No, that-that was this other girl I was dating.
and wait for you to pass it,
You promise? Yes!
You probably don't recognize me 'cause I'm in corporate.
Yeah, no kidding. And it's not moving.
♪ You don't have to be lonely ♪
I once dressed as a farmer
into... (snoring)
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah. A-Are you the gross lady
♪ And jingle bells ring... ♪
I'll get the table myself.
(phone buzzes)
(car alarm wailing)
(thumping, crashing)
Which department are you in?
I lost my virginity to this song.
They give me free stuff.
This is impossible, right?
that's my cell phone you're feeling.
Well, I mean, it's Sunday, and...
Every single snowflake is exactly alike.
There you are. Where have you been?
Well, if you're Santa, then what did I ask for
You said, "No matter what I say,
I just found out I'm part of the downsizing you announced.
Here you go, Warren.