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ROLLO: Mm-hm. The same. Hm. Glory.
What the hell's wrong with those people over there?
for a cheap price.
That why you’ll never gonna have no paper You’ll never gonna have no bitches
By the way, did you hear they're giving Ruckus a job at BET?
What I tell myself When I don’t want to workout
Have mercy. Now, see. If I walk into the strip club
They called Martin Luther King an adulterer.
I say, stand up and tell 'em:
helping people less fortunate, you know.
I take your attacks as a badge of honor.
And for 2000 years, they called Mary Magdalene a prostitute.
about progressive politics and all that,
[♪♪♪]
Um--
And finally tonight, Reverend Rollo Goodlove,
I'm Deborah Leevil. It's 2 p.m.,
they got the light of their truth.
Must be that Harvard humor. Faggot-ass faggot.
Ain't you hungry yet?
Anyway, I had to call and share with you my support
I know just how to deal with the good reverend.
[♪♪♪]
so it's time for our morning staff meeting.
Call the Loan Ranger.
See, Granddad? That's called exposure.
♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪
We are now sitting here with a former BET host,
The victims of black-on-black crime.
Oh.
Never gonna have no paper Never gonna have no bitches
Hello?
Man.
But you can catch more flies with honey
You wouldn't remember who that was, would you, boy? Hm?
They called Muhammad Ali a communist.
Me and Puffy having dinner at the Chateau.
Oh, yeah, I saw it on the news. Looked like American Idol to me.
Okay, first of all,
have skyrocketed since our debut 25 years ago.
Excuse me. It sells you young people