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and I have this look that makes me feel like Diane Sawyer.
Come back up here and get these presents.
No one else is handling this case.
Far more than for anything I've ever written.
Killer Crush, Mini's First Time.
The best one.
He says we need the storage.
Thanks for inviting me over, by the way.
Do you think it's because of Grandpa?
Sorry, I...
We never had a serious conversation about it, I don't think.
Oh, Paul Anka, what is she making you wear now?
Am I supposed to be having sex with these women?
No joy.
♪ I'll speak To the masses through the media ♪
Did you check Yelp?
Will you relax, please?
Bing bang boom. Have you thought about eggs?
Did I tell you she lost her shoes at the club?
Tell them how your intolerable mother yelled at you at your father's funeral.
- Did you do something slutty? - I'm not that happy.
- You can flip through this while you wait. - Thanks.
That's how you say hello?
Do you know how many nights I spent there this year?
Heh Rudick, trakhni menya!
Your pajamas are not puppies.
Sorry.
and get another one for the darling doctor over there?
Wow. Little louder, please.
I didn't ask for this promotion, okay? Back off.
How are the boys?
I just forgot the entire conversation we just had.
Wonderful! Oh, you're going to love her.
Aw, don't feel bad. She did the same thing to me.
- Why is Paul here? - I invited him for dinner,
I'd love to.
I even slipped notes under your door at night.
We do.
And so, one day after polo practice,
Rory's smart. She speaks like she doesn't need subtitles.
- Oh, they're Berta's children, I think. - You think?
♪ I'm the man ♪
Heh, Rudik, fuck me!
No, that's Berta's husband, that's his brother,
- That's my piece. - Wrapped in plastic.
- And... you wanted it that big, right? - Of course I did.
Rudik! Khib mir dein Schwanz!
- Thanks, Kirk. - You're welcome. Come again.
- Yes. - No.
Oh! That is a box of New Yorker magazines with your fancy piece in it.
As was your father. Olive?
Rudik! Ich will dein Schwanz!
- I'm ringing the doorbell. - Why am I Jerry Lewis?
Caesar, let's go! Where's my toast?
Hmm. Hi, here's Rory.
Then you pick up each possession and you hold it.
Rory, there you are. It is so good to see you.
And how did you neglect to tell me this?
But before we all go our separate ways,
That's what you get when you spawn an MIT-going genius.
She doesn't know what language they speak, either.
I was under a lot of pressure. You weren't there.
- Michel! - I'm right here.
- Hey! - Crap!
- I'm sorry? - Just send her your bill.
Fine. Just take that to the kitchen?
There's stalls and urinals, urinals, urinals...
- Nope. - Rory will think we're rollicking.
- No. - Check on her.
♪ Waving from a passenger train ♪
The whole wall!
and it's like the Eastern Promises steam room scene,
Heh Rudik, trachni menya!
This isn't your office. It's a diner! Go home!
I love that you have a friend named Didi. Makes you sound so Fridays on ABC.
I don't want you to miss out on anything.
I'm waiting for a part. It's coming in a DeLorean from 1983.
I have kids. I have April
She just conceived. Very high-profile client.
She tells you to take everything you own and put it in piles on the ground.
- You're eating tacos! - Tater tots go great with tacos.
- All clear. - Okay.
Jill and Jane are two of my top breeders.
To absent friends.
and no company has a higher approval rating.
Who is this?
Something happened.
Rudik! Ich will dein Schwanz!
Fine. Uh, could you all give us a minute alone?
Five nights in a row. Five nights in a row!
Just please, don't let this be the only thing you remember to say at my funeral!
I'm very excited for Neil Patrick Harris if this is what he wants.
I can't watch this anymore.
- Come on, Paul. - Yes, I will follow.
- That's not possible. - Oh, yes.
He has been giving out fake passwords
Please stop sussing.
Right.
All right, you win.
- Luke. - Yes?
you're going to track down and kill Marie Kondo.
Thanks for coming.
- I appreciate that, but... - I get it.
I do.
But I could have my husband fix everything.
He's very tall and quiet.
Right now, thanks to my new business,
No. You're in pain. This is uncharted territory.
You're a small-town boy. You get your milk from a cow.
So dressing up of the dog extends to outside of the house now, huh?
- I want to be seen as I am, warts and all. - I'm great with warts.
to go missing and for you to rush back
Here.
I'm curious. Describe what she's doing up in the woods?
while your comfort dog watches Zoolander 2 on his watch.
Oh, come on.
Hear, hear.
He got angry with her one day and decapitated one of my topiaries.
- Where? - Standing in the middle of this room
Do not mock.
Eh, Rudik, nrahni menya!
Yes.
- We should hire a regular chef. - We should, shouldn't we?
Hello?
- Body shaming. - I am not body shaming.
Yes. That's Alejandro.
you don't have to avoid any walls.
Don't track mud in here. I had the floors waxed.
Well, she is a Gilmore. And 32, which helps.
Everything tastes so much better when it's stolen.