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I-I've been so busy with Long John Slither's...
and they've been through a lot this last year, so...
I mean, I bet... bet he has a big yuck, like a massive yuck.
We're not divorced! Yet.
it's not as short as you think.
But I think
Can you believe it, Gus?
Will you stop saying that.
Damn you, winds of the devil.
Or I don't know if that's where you're from
Uh...
Okay, I don't know his name,
Okay, all right.
(clears throat)
Who's in there?
♪ What will happen. ♪
I'm "im-bump-otent" with him right now.
Paula, Scott made a huge mistake,
You think about it.
definitely don't think you're a doormat.
And I know what it feels like to know
♪ "Uh, body, what?" ♪
It's all up and down my lady limbs.
Yeah? Okay. Try the clavicle.
(echoing): The pursuit, the pursuit, the pursuit...
You fired him and then rehired him.
out of Brentwood who'd like to expand their businesses east...
I mean, the more I describe it, the more disgusting it sounds.
The tough boss likes a child wizard book.
And, you know, if you wanted
and a spot opened up!
- And... - I-I totally understand.
(elevator stops)
I've missed you, too.
- Great idea. - O-Okay. Oh.
(wind whistling)
Oh, but you're totally a Slytherin.
I know, I know.
How's that for an impression?
Need I remind you, I'm "en-gahged."
This is what I'm thinking.
Wow! Those are beauts!
Okay, so I had a graphic dream about Nathaniel last night,
Church basketball.
I had sex with Tanya.
We're hunters by nature.
Blam!
Oh, no.
and my... love story.
Like, my skin looks like a cold, raw chicken.
Look, we all make mistakes. I...
♪ I don't need a shoulder to cry ♪
GEORGE: H-Hello?
I know it's a little soon,
♪ That's science for "a pain in your asses" ♪
Ugh! There's no cell phone service in here.