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they really think that they're Gryffindor
you probably wouldn't have pawned it.
And then the Devil Winds, also.
♪ A little bit about me ♪
of the firm.
Just get away! Stop bothering me, wind!
You just have to wait for him to whip his yuck out.
but he apologized right away.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well, I mean, if it meant that much to you,
No. It's not a rush
♪ Technically, I'm known ♪
It's George.
PAULA: You have been
I can do better.
The Devil Winds. Oh, I hate them.
And... whatever you do,
Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Okay.
What's two years when we're gonna be married forever?
- That's totally cool. - No, no, no.
But once I sign them, it's like,
dig a hole next to the chuppah,
Is that why you look halfway decent?
... you dumb-ass.
but that's not my fault.
and we think it's because of the Devil Winds.
Okay. What?
You know, I have been engaged to someone for 12 years.
It is so confusing.
and then we start our lives together.
I'm, uh, I'm not gonna stand for this-this disrespect anymore.
♪ Let's have intercourse ♪
Great.
Wait a minute.
Well, we both love it, and we're not in a rush, right?
Nobody likes a needy whore."
That has nothing to do with whether or not
Audra Levine's annual Yom Kippur letter.
Karen, we are talking about
that I married my pet snake Long John Slither, which is crazy.
Every day, when I come to work,
He just called me.
Okay, so, I'm in a funeral home,
♪ Deepest wishes and fears ♪
You're the one who put this place on our radar.
- Oh, God, that's great! - But you... definitely overstepped.
I can't. I have my pride.
You know what?
- I had the weirdest dream last night. - You did? So did I.
Oh, God, it's-it's been haunting me all morning.
(people clamoring, horns honking)
So, be careful out there.
Okay, so we need to clear the air. Um...
Look, Paula,
♪ And also kind of a narrator. ♪
But there's so much to do.
And that toilet upstairs has been running for three weeks,
I acted crazy, and then there-there was that rando kiss
How are you? What's new with you?
Paula...
and we've known each other for 11 years.
No, I'm not!
You know, I dreamt
♪ You and I ♪
Miss the pursuit?
Yes!
Hey, Josh. Hey, wake up.
♪ Are both highly intelligent people ♪
This is where they filmed the Catalina wine mixer
I know it seems like the proposal came very quickly,
♪ Friendship doesn't have to be a two-way street ♪