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You know what? I did have a dream.
♪ Although I'm in much better physical shape ♪
Which actually totally fits you.
and, you know, the... blah.
All day, "erryday," it's sexy sexy time.
- I do? - Yes.
- Glenn? - Gene.
(horn beeps)
To never have another first time
♪ My body wants things that make my mind go ♪
I'm so happy.
an exorbitant amount of money to move your wedding date.
♪ Who is super weird ♪
REBECCA (muffled): Okay. Okay, fine.
♪ I just wanna see ♪
(wind howling)
(chuckles) "Quit calling me all the time.
All right, show's over.
(electrical buzzing, crackling)
What's so magical about first kisses?
because I've been waiting my whole life for you.
Ah. This must be such a romantic time
Because we talked about that.
- Right. - No. Code yellow is man problems.
The pursuit is over, and I just want to celebrate that.
Well, I made that chili thing that you like,
Thank you, Matron of Honor
Whatever you decide, whatever happens,
It's not next week.
It's not next month.
Oh, you.
See, that's how you read a room.
I'm just, I'm freaking out.
about what other people think. Who cares?
(clears throat)
I mean, it has happened to
like a pathetic loser.
And people act weird during them, too.
The winds are gone.
Oh, before you say anything,
think they are modern classics.
for the entire weekend at Dad's house.
Huh?
(sighs) But I know you meant well.
Oh, we're crushing this fiancée thing.
... Scott and I are going to try and work things out.
I'm not upset.
Mmm.
♪ And I know I'm not yours ♪
Didn't you read the forecast?
♪ Just super quickly have intercourse ♪
Hey, you know what? Fine.
Oh, yeah. What-What's up? Everything okay?
♪ Especially when one of the men is a snake. ♪
Okay.
that your spouse's genitals
I'm sorry.
Exactly. Perfect.
♪ I won't be back to normal till I see ♪
When is it? What's the date? Like, next year?
♪ I'm mystical but also carry dangerous spores ♪
And... if people think I'm an idiot for taking you back,
♪ Let's have intercourse ♪