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It's not next year. Uh-huh.
I'll-I'll just... I'll wait and stir.
The pursuit is the fun.
to pose for an oil painting together sometime,
(groans softly)
♪ Whee ♪
Ew.
Wait!
and my weird theater-major roommate had them,
(elevator bell dings)
The chase is over, the sex is lame.
Okay, so all I need to do is just avoid Nathaniel.
And I hope you both enjoy one-on-one time
- (sighs) Darryl. - Hmm?
This is my life, Darryl.
Isn't it amazing?
♪ So I can move on with my life ♪
It's my life
Can pride pick a little piece of croissant out of your mustache?
We should totally have our wedding there.
Really?
Oh, God, it's what's-his-name.
Might want to change that. Lot of weirdos out there.
Darryl was hoping?
No, no, no. Josh, so I called your dream wedding venue,
♪ Well, that's what that was like ♪
You know, it's not a rush though.
♪ I'm not your best friend ♪
Don't you miss that?
What would you think about maybe hanging out after work tonight?
They ruin my eyelash extensions.
It's Rebecca Bunch and Nathaniel Plimpton.
♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪
No!
Yeah.
Becks,
it's like total goose bumps, right?
Run, Karen.
(giggling)
instead of, uh, having sex, why don't we just
It's weird how good-looking he is.
Damn it. Goose bumps.
but we haven't even set a date yet.
♪ It's not me ♪
It almost makes you seem human.
- and let us out! - Dude, don't piss him off.
at a militarized border, but...
Thank you. I loved Miss Patty and her squishy tummy.
You happy now? You've got something on me.
DARRYL: This is Nathaniel Plimpton, the new owner
from the pawn shop that I sold it to,
♪ And you love me like ♪
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
Yeah. It's kind of hard to walk most days.
Oh, honey.
Can you take pride to the movies?
No.
♪ I'll be back ♪
Honey, I love both you and Long John equally.
that I value our friendship.
last week...