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Mm. If you really miss him,
I'm in a weird mood today.
Darryl, I'm here to apologize.
MAN: An inmate is calling from San Quentin.
and I read them in a week.
Whoa!
you have the perfect sarcastic remark
- The bone. Okay. - Just anywhere there.
What are you doing here?
but that is exactly what happens in rom-coms.
There must be some sort of light to get this thing to sparkle.
Right. I can do that. Okay.
He, like... kisses my neck,
All you have to do is show up
and yuck, it was just, it was over?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Thank you, Matron of Honor.
that I would be fine with that.
♪ Your best friend is somebody else ♪
That kiss was all your fault.
Just stop it!
Yeah. I like to saturate the wood.
I know sometimes I get impatient
and then muttered something?
There would be...
- and I was nearby. - Maybe you're right.
Hey, guys.
(exhales) Yeah, you will.
♪ That my mind does not ♪
Really?
Oh, I'm just kidding!
Look at my ring, guys! (squeals happily)
And I...
Is this bad?
No, you go.
Oh! The elevator's back on. Great.
♪ Have intercourse ♪
Oh, that's good.
♪ Come on, let's quickly have intercourse ♪
(laughing): That's really funny, though.
'Cause I think I've always known it.
I wasn't eavesdropping.
I wanted to help you; you're my best friend.
(knocking)
screw 'em.
Who wants to talk budgets?
Why don't you just give him a call and tell him how you feel?
♪ And that's okay ♪
♪ ♪
Well, you know what I wish I had a dream about?
How are we gonna get out of here?
on my ring!
So what? I had sex with someone this morning.
I also experienced a humiliating infidelity.
if a dead spider's a black widow again?
DARRYL (in distance): I'm her best male friend!
(singsongy): Going to dinner with Paula.
(muffled mumble) Shh.