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Great.
Standing up against the wall, you holding me up. What do you say, Romeo?
I guess around here, you have to be prepared for anything.
Janitor.
who probably won't be ready to have kids for another ten years.
- You're an actor. - You're a fireman.
If they do, you'll just end up standing in the corner, watching.
Actually, he did give me a dollar every time I got depressed.
By the end of that night, I was back up to a dollar.
"He can't even see the little boy. And now look,
Come on!
nose hairs to here, who start every sentence with a very elegant...
...sweet couch.
Today, I had to sink or swim all on my own and guess what?
I'm late, I don't have time to eat.
- Thought you said there'd be bitches. - We just got here. Look around.
I don't want to make any promises
What is wrong? Is it because I called you Smelliot?
I won't, sweetie. Trust me.