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Ready? Ready?
Sharon.
Only if I lose.
Four of them are actually named John.
They'll sing to her at midnight
- Medal of valor. - I know.
The windows don't exactly roll up.
at an emotionally disturbed criminal
But not to worry.
But I only did what every good cop would do.
and, it being the best day of my life, I bought it.
Nothing. Why, you wanna hang out?
to Detective Charles Boyle...
No.
When you finally go out with me, and you will,
All right.
Mm-hmm. Nice.
which I appreciate.
You look pretty. I hate your guts.
hey, no one talks to Susan like that.
Ah. There it is.
Nothing will ever be worse
This happened to my dad
I ever had a crush on.
that have put their lives on the line?
I have to apologize.
Captain, hey.
That's right, "oh, no."
Baby, I am always gonna worry about you.
and arrested 30 guys for soliciting.
That makes me kind of want to cry.
And you were like, "what?"
Accept your fate.
You too.
Bring in the Johns.
Come on. Let's get you a drink.
Congrats again, buddy.
Oh, and there is one more rule.
So... sorry you lost so much money last night.