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I'd consider changing my plans.
right now is to text Sophia.
Now that I've said that,
Look, I understand that you're trying
Well, I only bought that to impress you.
Kinda sounds like it was just about your weight issues.
Nine-nine, we are hostages no longer.
and square blondies, you opt for the cookie.
That's a terrible apology from content to tone.
the NYPD to a federal drill.
This drill couldn't have come at a better time.
Next year, we're winning this thing.
You don't even like your parents.
But I also didn't like the stuff they were saying about us.
Be cool.
Like some boss-ass penguins.
You two could have stopped this,
Is this some sort of game to you?
Nine-nine!
No, but there's more catharting to do.
Cause it sounds cooler than heaven.
Oh, say that again.
a choice between round cookies
Do you know how many basic bitches
I have tickets to a TED Talk
Says here you will be our hostages.
Maybe I'm supposed to be sitting in a chair.
Drop them right now. It's over.
and they're not even giving us a chance.
when they were six years old and never waivered.
Oh, Italian? Makes sense, Pinocchio.
slap her in the face and say, "Girl, you messed up."
You want me to crush that big box
when I shot you in front of all your friends?
Gina, you know I appreciate you but you have to admit,
Have you done any of the catharting
Was it college? Law school.
about what happened yesterday.
Drinks on me! Nine-nine!
Just to clarify, those are your last words?