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I've never sanded down a man's fingers
you stop playing for your dad
Gotta say though, it feels goodto be hating hippies again.
where social workersand constant fights about money
What?!
You always smell like lavender
solo-parenting Lily.
Well, no one can read400 names in five minutes.
and I don't wantto give anything away,
What the hell is this?
Did you just put this watch on me?
who reads and understands the proof.
Oh, God.It's an e-mail from school.
That's why it's hard not to feel
There wasno car crash,
[ Laughs ]
Hey. What do you got there?
Who the hell even am I?!
Do you have anything like that in yours?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, my God!
for the, um -- you know,
I mean, there's so many great schools.
I-I noticed it when he shook my hand at the end of the ceremony
According to legend, the same fate befalls anyone
Joe?
And miss my chance of becoming principal?
Yeah.
Take it! Oh.
I just ran into my old health teacher,
When did I order these ones?!
then before is now and now is after!
Trust us.
Oh, thanks. Twins.
As a parent, you don't get
than grains of sand on all the world's beaches.
...hacked his key card to get us access
[ Chuckles ]
Usually when I hear people talking like this,
Oh, God. I'm so sorry --
Nope!
Hey, Claire, you knowhow you're my go-to gal --
Oh, bravo!
What day is it? [ Chuckles ]