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Once again, bickering in public
I now realize...
For once in your life,
‐(huffs) ‐(huffs)
What could be more liberating than marriage?
CURATOR: And, so, in choosing greed over loyalty,
Does anyone think it was weird that Dad killed me?
Why is the store closed?
I swore a sacred oath to free them.
It lets those pesky Christians know they aren't going to win
He's never gonna free us.
You always get so worked up whenever you watch the mortals.
(sighs) You guys think we'll ever be free again?
the young couple began their rise to power...
I can no longer be your emperor.
Can't be too careful these days.
but he knew how to be an ox.
Oh, it's some dumb career development thing
Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
For ambition was the force that built the Roman Empire
Oh, my little vestal non‐virgin,
- Yeah! - (cheering)
(sing‐songy): Swish and slash and spin and kick
you give slave owners a bad name.
We were covering for you, jackass.
CURATOR: Bartigula was fast,
I can't believe the emperor didn't even come to my party.
The die was cast.
Hurry, and you can still escape.