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Hey, Mort, do these suppositories come in other flavors?
Neil and I are celebrating our two-week anniversary.
Lois! Lois! Lois, get in here...
I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Oh, damn!
Meg, I wasn't doing anything. Mrs. Griffin was just... You're bending it.
What was the point of all that?
Hey, Mort. Lois and I are out on our date night.
Well, well, well, look at this, Meg.
and I can't get in there 'cause somebody busted the lock.
No, I'm shoving them up my butt.
All right, then. $12.43.
Neil Goldman of Quahog, Rhode Island...
It seems today that all you see
- Who, me? - Well, if not you, Lois, then who?
You busy Saturday night?
Well, first let me thank you for answering the ad.
I got your hat! Take that, hatless!
I didn't think it was gonna be this hard to choose a baby-sitter.
It was just... Oh, my God, LaDawn! What's that on your neck?
Finally. Look, Mom, I've had it. I am not baby-sitting anymore.
All right, Lois, I don't want this to ruin our date night, so I'll make it up to you.