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Okay. You win, Kyle.
DNC to Wisconsin Bernie voters
Cartman? What the hell??
Debate 2004
This is unfair to the cows! This is your insensitivity!
This is bullcrap, dude!
Let's get out the vote! Let's make our voices heard!
Get, get outta here, PETA! We're changin' the mascot already!
Kill me! Kill meee!!
Hey, South Park! Do you have school spirit?
(Yeah, totally awesome!)
Cows are maimed and slaughtered and used as a commodity!
Hooray! All right!
All right, Turd Sandwich, this next question is for you.
Stanley, do you know how many people died so you could have the right to vote?!
Now get your big ass in the pollin' booth.
Vote or die, mother_, mother_, vote or die!
Kenny, we have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy.
So here is the first most-requested candidate, a giant douche.
Yes, life here is good and natural.
Oh Jesus, not PETA again.
Yeah, dream on, Jew boy!
I'm not voting!
The Cow Is A Slave! The Cow Is A Commodity! To Be Thrown Away By A Society Gone Wrong!
Yeah!... What's this for?
Oh really? Well that's interesting. You certainly should think about it and make the right decision.
If you ask him the same question, he would not answer it.
Gee, th-they're both screamingly funny, fellas Uhhhbetter give it another ten seconds.
A turd sandwich is not only the first turd to be nominated school mascot, but even the first, sandwich.
I learned that I'd better get used to having to pick between a douche
the mascots on this election sheet, and instead write in "Turd Sandwich. "
Dream on, Jew boy!