The Maestro - Seinfeld [S07E03]

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The Maestro - Seinfeld [S07E03]
N/A Comedy

Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyer's chagrin.

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05 Oct 1995
The Maestro
Andy Ackerman
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#1
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 26.120
dot I'll take it!
I'll take it!
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But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany? But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 25.584
dot But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?
But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 24.681
dot Get this, he tells me there are no houses anywhere in Tuscany to rent.
Get this, he tells me there are no houses anywhere in Tuscany to rent.
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#4
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 23.864
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It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
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#5
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 22.899
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Oh, I can be quite litigious.
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#6
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 22.808
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Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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- Bob Cobb? - You know, the Maestro. - Bob Cobb? - You know, the Maestro. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 22.802
dot - Bob Cobb? - You know, the Maestro.
- Bob Cobb? - You know, the Maestro.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 21.969
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Yeah. Everyone knows that. It was in Amadeus.
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#9
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 21.424
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There's really nothing available.
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Did you know that Mozart died while writing the Requiem? Did you know that Mozart died while writing the Requiem? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 20.713
dot Did you know that Mozart died while writing the Requiem?
Did you know that Mozart died while writing the Requiem?
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- I'm not calling you Jerry the Great. - Why not? You call him Maestro. - I'm not calling you Jerry the Great. - Why not? You call him Maestro. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 20.306
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- I'm not calling you Jerry the Great. - Why not? You call him Maestro.
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I'll tell you what this is. It's a public humiliation. I'll tell you what this is. It's a public humiliation. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 19.765
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I'll tell you what this is. It's a public humiliation.
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#13
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 19.375
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Are you ready to order?
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- Jerry, he's a conductor. - Oh, conductor? - Jerry, he's a conductor. - Oh, conductor? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 18.967
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- Jerry, he's a conductor. - Oh, conductor?
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But I can have as many café lattes as I want. That was the settlement. But I can have as many café lattes as I want. That was the settlement. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 18.511
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But I can have as many café lattes as I want. That was the settlement.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 18.198
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Of course he is. There's got to be houses for rent in Tuscany.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 17.988
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This one.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 17.964
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Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 17.646
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You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 17.445
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Come on, Elaine, let's take a ride. I was about to pop in some Verdi.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 17.319
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Jinx. Buy me a Coke.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 17.009
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No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 16.738
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Not bad at all.
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Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 16.300
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- I feel like I'm talking a little faster. - You're racing.
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#25
Released 1995-10-05, Rated N/A
Score 16.242
dot So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?
So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?
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