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Girls never really got me.
Would you lot hurry up already? Live or die, it’s your choice. I choose neither!
Check it out!
(LAUGHING)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Well, uh, honey, you're just as smart as a man.
Well done!
(ALL GASP)
(SIGHS) Fine, I'll beat up Ralph.
Oh, no, that's still mandatory for everybody.
Am I right? (CROWD JEERING)
And the award for outstanding achievement
Ha-ha!, The Seymour is a cunt.
I'm glad I'm a girl, and I'm glad I'm good at math.
(BOYS CHEERING)
(GASPS) They're coming down the aisles.
(ALL GRUNTING)
but that's not going to happen to you.
Class, settle down. We have a new student today.
Do it, Lisa!
Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way.
To the day you are hit by a car
Ow!
LISA: Okay, I can talk my way out of this.
(INDISTINCT PRAISE)
No, that's how it always looks.
...pinball machines, the Renaissance...
I love the use of streamers as blood.
Step the man from teaching hate
(LISA SOBBING)
Yes, yes, yes, I said "diarrhea."
The best math student in the whole school is a girl!
I feel like I'm doing it with a dude.