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...the pipes under my toilet don't lead nowhere.
...because it disturbed local wildlife and their mating rituals.
"All Millard Fillmore Schools are now Ronald Reagans.
Dad, why don't you go to the airport authority and complain?
Unh, not the swear jar.
This is not a Delta hub.
If I stop pedaling, I'll die.
Hmm?
I swear to uphold and protect the Constitution of these United States.
And I will not be silent until...
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
I've had this dream before.
Hey, Krusty should run for Congress.
Go up to Room 915 and ask for form 1790.
It makes my blood boil and my left arm feel numb.
San Francisco.
Excuse me. I think I can help.
I blather on for hours.
Now, I'd like to make a motion. Woo!
I have a name.
And I'm on Pepto and Xanax.