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- Vote Quimby. Vote Quimby. - Vote Quimby. Ahh!
I'm so nervous, I kissed my dog and gave my girlfriend a flea bath.
Okay, paperclip, do your stuff.
Are these indiscretions romantic, financial or treasonous?
We return to a late episode of The Three Stooges:
I thought you'd make a difference. I voted for you.
I've brought laughter to your homes three days a week, 18 weeks a year...
Yeah, you with the million-dollar gams.
It was a different time, 1998.
Congratulations, Krusty. You're running for Congress.
When you give me that look, it's a joke.
Now, we just need a distraction.
- That's CCR. - Uh, uh...
Stained with the blood of American patriots.
I've been saying it for three weeks, but every time I open my mouth...
Krusty. Krusty.
...our plane leaves in a half-hour.
No. Let's hear him out. He looks a little like Walter Mondale.
...for Springfield's 24th Congressional district.
I'll give you three crayons and my milk.
Sorry, Krusty.
...who was stepped on by the government...