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I'm Carlton Witherspoon III. Where's my five iron?
Someone on this fakakta committee's gotta care about my Air Traffic bill.
Uh...
Welcome to Fox News. Your voice for evil.
Whom will we put up for young Wilcox's Congressional seat?
If you send me to Washington, you'll all have a voice.
Tissues, please.
What are we going to do?
I've become enchanted and illusioned with Washington.
Ah! If they hear about this in Modesto, I'm ruined.
But it would be nice to be on the winning side for once.
The dog has eaten all its hair.
Your job is to drink him under the table so he misses the vote.
There has to be a solution that pleases everyone.
- Jamaica. - Hey, man. I call for a joint session.
The Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan.
First it's introduced, then it goes to committee, then...
Why don't you ask those guys?
Bubbles, give me that.
Oh, so that's why my maid quit.
Excellent. Now, to the matter at hand.
You got a lot of work ahead of you.
Well, if Eddie Murphy can go on to do Dr. Dolittle...