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"Fear not. I bring tidings of joy. For born today in the city of David...
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- Because it's Christmas. - Our family doesn't celebrate Christmas!
Before we start, here's a non-offensive...
- Christmas snow. - Try to catch flakes on your tongue.
- I'm Rootin'-Tootin' Trey Parker. - I'm Pistol-Slinging Matt Stone.
You're not gonna lay that Channukah crap on me, are you?
Now it's a Mrs. Hankey.
Now you can make your own Mr. Hankey. Just use the fecal fishing net...
Mr. Hankey, no.
...since you don't get Christmas gifts. - I get Channukah gifts for eight days.
"Let's sing and dance and bake cookies."
I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey.
It isn't fair. I don't wanna be an outcast.
- Any allergies? - No.
Be careful not to fall in the pool below you.
Second verse, same as the first.
- Hey! Don't push your beliefs on me. - I agree.
We can show everyone the spirit of Christmas.
Now I'm making millions off him.
O for Owl
- I'm not fat. I'm festively plump. - Why are you Jewish on Christmas?
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