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I don't know. He must be crushed.
ALL: What?
Hard tops? White walls? Rumble seats? What?
The Santa Claus wants to do what, Bill?
Hello, future corpse. Prepare to die!
No, look, mine says "Beth" underneath. See?
Matthew?
I chipped in $75 to buy the man
Hey, what up, G? You down with G.O.P.?
Come closer.
Okay. It is now my pleasure to present to you...
Yeah, well, maybe a little bit. Yeah.
Okay, Matthew, in the spirit of Christmas,
No--
with a copy of my demo tape.
Matthew?
This is a joke, right?
greeting cards, foreign rights, pay-per-view,
Oh...
"Passaic Mini-Storage"?
Don't do it, McGee.
Well, just consider it my Christmas present to you.
put much thought into their presents.
All right, okay, I'm here. Now, what's so urgent?
You know, a guy feels like giving up,
Take Dave's car.
Baseball caps?
I know this is kind of a silly stunt, but uh,
are just a little disappointed in what they--
Okay, I guess.
Please...
But we already have those wonderful hats.
Well, I, for one,
[GIGGLES]
You know what I mean.
What about commercials?
Well, come on, don't stand there gawking at them.
Oh, well, I was hoping it would never come to this,
You know what?
Might I call you "Kris"?