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What's so funny?
...you can always make those little adjustments, which people love to do.
I don't even pay taxes.
Paper Mashade
...that they make it into a whole thing?
Because I feel it gives me something.
Call her office.
It's going to be your new coffee table.
Give you a feeling like you might win something. You know what I mean?
The truth?
- You should've lied. - So should you!
- What? What could they say? - There are plenty of things to say.
...are you saying you want to continue seeing me?
Yeah, I know. Champagne, limos, cigars.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
I find the whole thing embarrassing.
Well, it was an accident.
She hates you now. People don't do you favours after you dump them.
There’s no wrong answer
Any money in it?
Came over to my house for dinner, there was no soda...
These are the receipts from '85.
Oh, my God.
All right, if it's gonna make you feel any better, you can see me naked.
Call her house.
...reverences only its popinjays and mumbo jumbos.
...I got so cuckoo, I threw out all your papers.