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as interchangeable stereotypes, not human beings.
- Really?
Can you imagine making a mistake like that?
Okay. Honey...
- I love you. - I love you.
Hello? I can't believe he hung up.
I got this.
That's it, isn't it?
Because Cam sent me a picture of her in her makeup chair.
Anybody puts my kid in danger doesn't get a second chance.
Sweetie, why are you trying to sell that?
Yeah. I was just sort of in the mood, you know?
Where am I gonna find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?
- Hey, did you finish my ladyfingers? - Not yet.
How's that for battery?
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
- Dad? - Hey, buddy.
No, I think that amount will be fine.
No, I know, but maybe we could just tone it down a bit.
Oh, geez.
He's kind of a doofus.
Ready? One, two, three.
But we had pizza a couple nights ago.
- Can't we just give him another chance? - What is this "we"?
It's not racist. It's satire.
He's knocking down prices on everything from bibs to cribs.
I know, baby, but I had to marry her so she could stay in the country.
- Resort wear. - Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.
Oh, what? So that's it?
- Oh. Must be the pizza I ordered.
Two years ago, we got our marriage license.
All right. Thank you very much, and if...
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
It's like Christian Silence Reading Room.
- Like who? - I don't know.
I mean, "Save-zilla"?
Everything's fine.