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You two never gave me anything except $100 million.
I just said I didn't want that!
the same Christmas heartbreak that I once did.
Santa lied.
-Useless. -Don't hang up.
Uh, if you're gonna spend this much time with our Santa,
I sold ten, ten season tickets to the guys in my cell.
Like Daniel Day-Lewis in Phantom Thread.
My mom just locked my dad out in the snow.
D'oh! Ho, ho!
Elephant
The jolly old elf himself.
He's perfect for the role.
(grinding)
Let's roll.
¶ Good King Wenceslas looked out ¶
I'm raising a kid. I think I can raise a monkey.
Very well. I shall begin by clearing my initials,
Well, we're going and taking the kids.
not with hugs and kisses, but with something better--
I mentioned you in town today.
-That's close enough. -(music stops)
(tires screech)
undercutting my friends, Bill Mattel and Fred Hasbro.
(straining): Can't breathe.
Local man Leonard "Lenny" Leonard
Ugh. Hello, Cassandra.
Hello, young man.
(grunting)
save Christmas for everyone.
All I have to do is look down.
Or Mike Myers in The Love Guru.
Okay.
No, it's deeper. It's much deeper than that.
He's in a good mood.
¶ ¶
a monkey is a huge responsibility.
(knock on door)
-Mmm! -(sighs)