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Never heard of corduroy. True story. True story.
Consummation? I don't think you have enough material
I mean, you can't find sickness like that anywhere.
Too smiley
Well, maybe you don't have to be so funny.
...moving pieces around the board, but if there's a problem...
I was waiting for you, and this woman was sitting at the counter.
...and, man, that guy, he was crowding the plate.
- You don't? - No way.
You cannot not be funny.
...mooch food and have sex without dating.
That's how disturbed I am.
Look, I don't have to be funny. I don't care.
- Oh, boy - What do you mean, Oh, boy?
It's good
- So, what did you do? - Well, I got the hell out of there.
It's Babu's visa-renewal application form.
You know, everything I said was funny.
Objection,of course, is the adult version of afraid not.
I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I got it all!
You illiterate fuck!
- No, they don't. No. - Oh, yes, they do, Elaine.
Oh, yeah, right. When's he coming back?
It's mostly bills, magazines, and junk mail anyway...
Mickey! What have you done with Mickey! You killed Mickey!
To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country.
Stop it, you're killing me!
You're very lazy, bad man.
I don't know why you wanna play man-to-man when you could play zone.
- What a shame. - Jerry!
- What? - I don't think it's such a great idea...