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I still think maybe we should...
Phew! You had me worried there.
Hey, how's it going?
We're out of money?
Or how about, "Stitch, please!"
- Coming in. - Who is it?
Penny need to peeing on bush. Hold on for a second. Aah!!! I'm not selfish anymore! I'm peeing on bush!
His mom wanted to see it.
- Yeah, Dad? Do you know where the cream is? - No.
YOU PASSED OUT DAD NO I DID NOT PASSED OUT
Whoops! Somebody spelled a word wrong.
No, you got me into this.
- Wait. - First day?
No, we only serve kale.
Secret casino! Secret casino!
Oh, you want me to take a picture for your mommy?
I'm not bleeding. False alarm.
blood just said mind your beniess wait what didi say that for ok gene the fuck did say about beniess is that a line sigh fuck it
YOU PASSED OUT DAD NO I DID NOT PASSED OUT
♪ What more do you want
You know the drill
We're doing it, Tina!
- in, in, in. - out, out, out.
You got cut right in the old finger crotch.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Double or nothing.
From now on, we only serve poultry!
Of course you're in trouble.
He passed out right into the toilet.
- Play again? - Yes.
Yeah, keep the luck going, Meryl Streak.
Yes I can, Mila. This is a really longest peeing, Penny, Okay?
- Bob. - Mr. Fischoeder?
Ah, because your fingers are like the legs
- Come on! - If there's one thing I learned
At bet is a bet, Bob.
there seems to be a certain unresolved matter of my $5,000.
Hey, sailor.
Louise? Anybody here?
and we're going to the hospital, all right?
I don't think I'm helping.
Dad, I can't beat him, but you can.
Oh. You-you sing it.
Sorry, Dad, it's my job.
Come on, give me some more.
I just went pee! This is a disaster!
Wonderful.
Why can't you bleed like a normal dad?
Because he's a doctor.
Aah!
We want fat people who can't leave our restaurant.
I came in to use the bathroom, and what do I find?
All right, then stay out of it.
They shaved me.
Eh, okay. - Your luck's got to change sometime, buddy.
damn it i just cut my hand
Welcome back.
Look at me. You'll be fine.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not interested.
I didn't pass out, Tina.
Give it to me.
Come look at my bloody face.
Sally! It was her!
Uh... Bobby, you take a picture of us.
So we're not in trouble anymore?
Thank you, Mila! You're welcome, Penny! I'm going to beat up Su!
Oh, no! Not the family finger crotch jewels!
No. Fleet Week.
Exactly... if you use that hand,
- One... - Rock, Paper, Scissors.