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Where are we going to find someone who's that stupid?
But, hey, I guess anything's better than looking at your smelly face!
Cool! That's imitatable.
You may have killed her when you hit her with the stool. I'm not a doctor.
"On which we used to rely?
- OK. OK, sure. - All right. Why not?
I mean, would you really be the president of a company that didn't care about kids?
- I'm not taking my shirt off. - There. Now they're old news.
in the same room as Clarence Thomas, you've never been in the same state.
That's just something my son made me in art class.
- Oh, God. No, seriously. What's his name? - Dick Armey.
The you who said you hated you. You, who love, hate, Yankees, clouds...
Are ya votin' yet?
Oh, my God! Stewie, no! Oh, God. What have I done?
- Mom! - Honey, your face smells fine.
- But you just said you hated me. - But... not you the president.
R.I.P.
According to recent
Instead of a smart guy, we should send a moron they can relate to.
Look how happy those morons are.
Please, Peter. Your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
I don't care for Pottery Barn.
All right, Dad!
Ah.