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standing up this morning, if you know what I mean.
His brain ain't right, but it's fun.
This is all your fault. You never listen to anything I say.
I did. I took your doll because it's not a natural
You think other guys hang out and watch their friend's naked gyrating butt?
Apparently the cancer's already in his bones.
But if you give it a little time, I'm sure you'll get over her.
Your kid's got a walk-in closet?
there's no better teacher than your old dad.
- You did? - Yeah. From now on,
Well, it seems like we got a bit of a crime spree.
* But where are those good old-fashioned values *
Uh, couple marbles, ball of yarn, two Wiffle ball bats.
Hey, Lois, I heard Katherine Heigl likes to French kiss.
I was having a lot of strange feelings!
Huh, never seen that kid around the neighborhood.
I just really like spending time with you.
I know, it's weird.
Anne Heche's bunghole, I've already seen it.
Holy crap, it's a setup. Time to make a quick getaway.
Now I'm way into wooden beads you move along wires.
Oh, no! Oh, God! We may have to throw away the television.
Don't worry, Lois, I'm gonna find that tricycle.
Yeah. Will you hold this beer bottle while I try to kick the top off it?
Peter, are-are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show?
We can't help you. You go home and tell your mother
I only had nine payments left on that thing.
And look, if you really want to learn how to bang that thing,
Wh... H-Hang on. What's second base?
* They keep falling *
standing up this morning, if you know what I mean.
Chris still has an Aaron Hernandez poster up? That's not cool.
This could be a sign that it's time to move on.
D is for Doll
It's made of Skittles.
After all, I'm the guy who taught old Asian people how to get on the subway.
You realize that kid is plowing both our wives right now.
No talking unless I say!
- I got to cut out the baby. - Oh, my God!
Here we go. Oh, no, I hit input!
* I don't want to miss your call *
You realize that kid is plowing both our wives right now.
How much do you make?
And during, like, the one second I was looking down at my phone and not at him.
to be spending all your time with a homemade sex doll.
Boy, when you find a baby's tricycle, it feels like there's nothing you can't do.
Chris is still in his room with that disgusting homemade sex doll.
and acceptable at a wedding? Hop on.
Hi, Peter.
- What the hell?! - Chris made a sex doll?!
I don't think guys should have two hands on a coffee mug ever.
Give me back my wife, or you're in a lot of trouble.