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I... I can't remember.
(exclaims)
The Game of Life?
¶ There's a handsome man in Texas ¶
He's unlisted. Last Word.
That poor man. I'll never know what happened to him.
Maybe it was my life that was ruined that day.
Hey google order pizza
-Harder! Harder! -Oof.
We have to get Grampa back to the home in an hour.
¶ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ¶
(burps)
Staying the same-ing!
We have a lot to talk about.
I don't understand. Why would being a toy model
I've hated reminiscing
-It turns out reflected light... -Don't ruin it.
¶ And it came up again ¶
I landed here and I've never had a day of regret since.
Oh, my God! Yes, yes, yes! All of them.
I hit the road and drove as far as I could.
Philip Hefflin?
(gasps) That means I'm gonna be a trust fund baby.
it's a bathroom.
is as straight as Gomer Pyle.
¶ But then I played with army men ¶
But it's almost spring break, and I'm bored.
(gasps) They never did!
Plus, I always wanted to visit Texas. It's open carry.
(applause)
I thought we were blacklisted.
but now it's my turn.