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Voila.
Now, this has happened three times in a row.
I want to feel
- I thought that might be a consolation. - It's not.
And you look out the window and you see me.
All right, pull up, Eric, and Lee, square up by the tree.
God, I think it's everything.
They said this was going to be a big one, but I didn't believe them.
Across the hall.
Hmm!
No. Well, that's true, though. Answer me this.
You're really pretty. Has anybody ever told you that?
Sorry, buddy.
Do you want to have dinner with me sometime?
Yeah, he blows up tree stumps for a living.
- You good? - Yeah.
What?
To put her off men forever.
The guy, you know, that looks at your eye when you can't...
- It's totally hot. You said so yourself. - Yeah, I know.
Diana, this is Professor Harry Stevenson.
(CROWD CHEERING)
- Barlow. - "Chloe"?
Why are you asking me, Bradley? Your mind's made up.
JANEY: Come on, look at the camera. Hi, wave.
- What? - That's what he said.
I left the house, I asked my wife, "Do you have the directions?"
- ESTHER: Harry? - It's all right, Esther.
I can't sleep.
It's okay.
they got those hallways at the front of the house, you know, by the front door?
to love and to cherish from this day forward till death do you part?
Bradley asked me to marry him.
(GRUNTS)
- Hey, that was a great play. - Thank you.
I hope you told her no.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
From what I've seen out the window, she's quite a looker.
- What kind of house? - Big.
We don't even have to let them know, you know?
Not in the way he deserves.
If you're going to marry this Bradley person
- Well, sit down. - Okay.
Harry, I swear to God, I'll lose my mind.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(CHUCKLES)
as soon as you get married, have a baby.
Hey.
I'm pregnant.
I didn't, actually. I said yes.
Yeah, well, don't you come in this house again unless I invite you.
(TYPING)
- Yes, we're moving. - This is the last of it?
By the powers vested in me by the laws of the state of Oregon,
(DOORS BURSTING OPEN)
It's this guy that I met, Bradley Smith. Runs this little coffeehouse called Jitters.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
PLAYER: Yes!
And the bad news?
Goddamn it!
Oh, right. The two-story Georgian.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Is it true, what I heard?
(BRADLEY WHOOPING)
(CHATTERING)
Hey, you in the suit.
but you can't have the dog back. We're going to keep him.
Sir?
I missed you. I missed you so much.
I don't need to listen to that crap! I got business here.
I'm really sorry.