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And the commercial where two kids have pot
Me and my girlfriend took it,
Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I'm not that stupid!
There... see? I touched marijuana.
Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success.
Oh, I don't know.
And that show is so stupid.
and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh?
Ohh...
# But in the end, we know we're good for each other #
Oh whoa, man, it's you!
Wait, Stan becomes this douche bag?
But I have to know for sure.
but they don't. They just don't, son!
Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials
Motivationcorp takes care of everything.
and lies are never the right way to get your message across.
got caught in a "matrix-anx" time plane?
Yeah, well, 300 gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden.
that you aren't good at anything.
Just forget it, Cartman, you don't know what you're doing!
Hey, that's neat-o, huh, Stan?
We'll cut them up into little pieces and feed them to a dog.
Here it is... Motivationcorp.
Wow, that's pretty cool.
How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?
Shut up, Cartman!
Uh, look, it was fake in the future too!
and every detail of your house.
ever since my future self moved in. I hate him.
Yeah!
- # Sometimes we disagree # - Quit it.
I don't believe that he's my future self.
No, that's too extreme!
We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs.
# My future self n' me #
Nobody wants to touch it.
The "T" stands for "Terrific".
The man claimed to be from the future
Right, that's mother's intuition. You can't argue with that.
We thought the ends justified the means,
you don't wanna go through life without one of your hands.
I don't think we're supposed to go in there, Stan.
and we stayed up all night having s-s-sex.
from the beginning.
Oh dude, I should've never touched that marijuana.
After that, I'll bail.
You kids, fuck, don't fuck around with your fucking mom!
Sure, uh, uh...
is go with baby green in the living room
Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center
Yes, well, I've done my job, haven't I?